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Jack the Ripper
11-01-2006, 04:03 PM
Tmorry326's blasphemy got me thinking. If Jesus were to ski, what type of skier would he be? I say a freeheeler cause they are usually dirty hippe types and Jesus was a dirty hippy. As well as our lord and savior. :twisted:
11-01-2006, 04:10 PM
A powder shredding, bc booter slaying, big mountain ripper, all in the form of a Soul Skier. Air Jesus.
freeheelwilly
11-01-2006, 04:11 PM
Tmorry326's blasphemy got me thinking. If Jesus were to ski, what type of skier would he be? I say a freeheeler cause they are usually dirty hippe types and Jesus was a dirty hippy. As well as our lord and savior. :twisted:

:lol: :lol: that's some funny shit!

actually that stereotype of freeheelers is a bit dated. used to be true though - no doubt. Bunch of dirt eating druids. not my scene though. have you heard about my helmet? :lol:
Jack the Ripper
11-01-2006, 04:17 PM
Tmorry326's blasphemy got me thinking. If Jesus were to ski, what type of skier would he be? I say a freeheeler cause they are usually dirty hippe types and Jesus was a dirty hippy. As well as our lord and savior. :twisted:

:lol: :lol: that's some funny shit!

actually that stereotype of freeheelers is a bit dated. used to be true though - no doubt. Bunch of dirt eating druids. not my scene though. have you heard about my helmet? :lol:

I'm jealous. I want one that can launch missles as well. 8)
freeheelwilly
11-01-2006, 04:22 PM
Tmorry326's blasphemy got me thinking. If Jesus were to ski, what type of skier would he be? I say a freeheeler cause they are usually dirty hippe types and Jesus was a dirty hippy. As well as our lord and savior. :twisted:

:lol: :lol: that's some funny shit!

actually that stereotype of freeheelers is a bit dated. used to be true though - no doubt. Bunch of dirt eating druids. not my scene though. have you heard about my helmet? :lol:

I'm jealous. I want one that can launch missles as well. 8)

so do the north koreans.
11-01-2006, 04:28 PM
N. Korea makes nukes. S. Korea cures cancer....sort of.
kerovick
11-01-2006, 04:32 PM
My Magic Missle launching helmet is in the mail and should be on my head tomorrow night. Now If I can just find the launch codes and the betteries for my MP3 player....
Phineas
11-01-2006, 04:48 PM
hahahaha

good stuff
Phineas
11-01-2006, 04:50 PM
N. Korea makes nukes. S. Korea cures cancer....sort of.

"sort of" - thats great - lol!

I love Jesus and Jesus loves me!
colonel klink
11-01-2006, 04:52 PM
no guys, jesus would be gansta to the core, straight up. no skiing, just gangbangin. hustlin hoes and choppin bricks.
freeheelwilly
11-01-2006, 05:03 PM
jesus wears an i-pod when he skis. and he's old school too. day glo pink atomics - no sidecut. 205s and 65mm underfoot. he rips though.


he's better than you guys.


cum-ba-ya 8)
11-01-2006, 05:20 PM
Jesus is a soul skier goddammit.
kerovick
11-01-2006, 10:50 PM
I don't know what type o wacky weed you guys are smokin, the J-man rocks the skiboards!
11-02-2006, 07:58 AM
Jesus on bladez is blasphemy.
kerovick
11-02-2006, 08:27 AM
You just jealous! 8)
colonel klink
11-02-2006, 12:54 PM
I don't know what type o wacky weed you guys are smokin, the J-man rocks the skiboards!
BLASPHEMY
mattchuck2
11-02-2006, 05:08 PM
I'd imagine that instead of spending his money on lift tickets and gear, he'd waste it on helping feed the homeless and cure AIDS . . . what an idiot!!!!
KT22
11-02-2006, 07:28 PM
I'd imagine that instead of spending his money on lift tickets and gear, he'd waste it on helping feed the homeless and cure AIDS . . . what an idiot!!!!

The Lord's no fool. He's knows that to walk on frozen water you need a phat pair of Mothership flites. :?

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