The Moose is lose

" Tis Moose and Squirrel Natasha. Tis always Moose and Squirrel. " - Boris Badenov

they're popping up everywhere. Saratoga racetrack and it's downtown. In populated areas of Glens Falls, Hudson Falls, and Queensbury-in the mall parking lot! Lake Placid on Harbor Lane. Tupper Lake, where one Moose charged at least one person and threatened others.

If you see one, give it a wide berth. these are not Bambi! they will charge and stomp yo a**. I once met a guy who had been skiing in Canada. when they got off the lift there was a moose. he and his family were like "ooh look at the moose". He glanced around and all the locals were vamooseing it out of there. so he took off, too. after safety was reached they told him how moose will get aggressive. the DEC issued like statements for the mooses (lol) who've been appearing here.

There was a huge bodied male seen here recently on a soccer field. although his body was huge and hulked out, his antlers were very small, a sign of old moose age and prolly a lack of Viagra!

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