How long into the ski season will it take for willy to go careening into the woods and cause permanent marks to his body?

1. Enternity--willy doesnt careen into the woods.
2. Early March--a full day of laps in a two foot march dump has poor willy tuckered out.
3. One week--new skis combined with his youthful zeal get the better of him.
4. Never - although willy will careen into the woods again, he has purchased the required hardware to protect him from injury.
5. He wont careen into the woods, but he will careen into a group of skiers and take them out while changing the tunes in his new i-pod helmet.